I grew up in Kanto, first went to a wizarding school at an unknown location in Scotland and finished up my education at Xavier’s School for the Gifted. I then did some time serving in the Great War (you know, when the Fire Nation attacked?) and did some exploring in the North: I always wanted to see The Wall and took audience with King Iorek Burnison while I was up there. In my free time I like to vacation (The Shire and the Second Moon of Endor are both favorite locations of mine) and I try to maintain a good street rep by saving princess Peach and Zelda on a regular basis. | | | | | | | | | | | | |
And before you ask, yes, that is a fork.
hoLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED
a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this kid goes “I GOT IT” and he fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS IT THE FUCK DOWN IN ONE TRY
MY TEACHER JUST STOOD THERE NOBODY KNEW HOW TO REACT
befriend this child
he will be useful in your quest